“When you’re grown up you realize that it’s not the number of Easter eggs you find that’s important, but how many are dark chocolate.” – Melanie White.“Easter is the only time when it’s perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket.” – Evan Esar.You suffer all the way through lent, and what do you get for it? A ham.” – Garrison Keillor “We have Christmas and Thanksgiving, and Easter, although we’re not exactly sure we celebrate them on the right days.” – Henry De Vere Stacpoole.He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly colored one.” – Jim Kraus “After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, a young farm boy decided to play a prank.“Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.” – Fran Lebowitz.For those of you that don’t know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs.” – Adam Ferrara “My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter.
“You’ll wake up on Easter morning, And you’ll know that he was there, When you find those choc’late bunnies, That he’s hiding ev’rywhere.” – Gene Autry.Easter is the only official day of the year when I can eat chocolate three times a day.This is how old yolks spend a good Easter.
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If I tell you some Easter egg jokes, will you crack up?.I don’t recommend putting your eggs in one basket (well, except for when it’s Easter!).I don’t think I would be able to find some bunny like you again.These cute chicks decided to help me look for Easter eggs.Easter becomes egg-stra special when spent with your loved ones.Why do Easter eggs hide? Because they might chicken out!.Where do you think should I hide these Easter eggs?.When you feel down, always remember that some-bunny loves you.Why settle for less when you can put in egg-stra effort for this year’s Easter?.Looking for some-bunny special to spend my Easter with.You’d know spring has finally sprung when it’s Easter.May your Easter be filled with joy and lots of chocolate eggs!.People often tell me that I’m a good egg.This Easter basket of mine is ready to be filled with chocolate eggs!.
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